Redecorating

Like darkness, a person is composed of what they aren’t. This winter, the Beach Boys plan to ice skate, just like they did last summer. I’m taller whenever I stand next to a crowded mini-bar. I started to feel guilty about this, until I realized that company loves misery. So now, by applying inflammable flame retardants to my rain-soaked fire starters, I’m reducing my carbon footprint. Yesterday, Miki said, again and again, that my name is out of date. Junior, your name is out of date,she repeated, as I front-loaded my flame thrower. Of course, the key question is whether you should cannibalize or re-purpose. If, while formulating your unique conspiracy theories, you generously collaborate with others, you’re bound to have greater success, although you’ll have to share the spotlight with those selfish bastards. Miki says that when she completes her singing mime lessons and we get a little money scraped together, we should redecorate the music room. Although loud, she says, the chairs aren’t musical.