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training module

conceal yourself behind large objects.
prepare to improvise weapons. wear safe,

strong shoes. you must be trained and
familiar with the location of fire equipment.

do not climb on the office furniture. keep
yourself in good repair. no loose hair or

employee clothing. no standing water on
floors—avoid corrosion and nonslip surfaces.

keep illumination sufficient for work performed.
retain soft tissue injuries for work performed:

carpal tunnel, tendinitis, terrible posture. I became
revised—my torso warped like a sickle over my

instruments of work. in time, in courage, I set myself
free, asunder with a hole-punch, exited the facility to

yonder oleander, hair unbound, mule slip-ons slipped
off, feeling flexible as latex, reanimated in midair.